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Asshats of the Week: Likely Racist Lakewood Monsters.

Unless You Want To Keep Being Called Out As Lynching-Loving Racists, It’s Probably Time To Cut The Rope On Your Racially Insensitive Halloween Decorations. Dear You Lakewood Monsters Who Weirdly Who...

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Dallas’ Biggest Asshats Of 2018.

As 2018 Mercifully Draws To Its Close, Let Us Not Forget The Garbage People Who Made North Texas A Worse Place This Year. Hieronymus Bosch’s triptych The Last Judgment, a masterful evocation of...

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The Biggest Dallas Asshats Of 2019.

The Year Was A Rose, And Every Single Goddamn Day Was A Thorn: Meet The Asshats Who Ruined 2019 For The Rest Of Us In Dallas-Fort Worth. Skepticism and conspiracy theories would eventually insinuate...

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Asshat Of The Week: Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick.

Congratulations On Being Promoted To CEO Of Deciding Old People Should Die In Order To Save The Economy — Y’know, For The Children. Dear Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, Listen, we all know elderly people...

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Asshat Of The Week: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.

What, Like You Really Thought Ken Paxton Would Take Off His Asshat Amid A Deadly Pandemic, Outcry Over Systemic Racism And Police Brutality? Dear Texas State Attorney General Ken Paxton, Considering...

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Asshat Of The Week: Denton County Sheriff Tracy Murphree.

We’re Expected To Believe The Guy Whose One Job Is To Enforce Things Suddenly Can’t Enforce A Mask Order In The Middle Of A Deadly Pandemic? Dear Denton County Sheriff Tracy Murphree, You recently told...

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Asshats Of The Week: Yes, *That* Back The Blue Caravan.

Y’All Thought You Could Dupe A Church With A Track Record Of Supporting Black Lives Matter Into Hosting Your Back The Blue Rally? GTFOH. Dear Back the Blue Caravan, Y’all really thought y’all were...

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Asshat Of The Week: “Plague Rat” Sean Feucht.

The Traveling Evangelical Pastor Is Coming To North Texas This Weekend To Hold A Couple Of Mask-Less Super-Spreaders In The Name Of Jesus. Dear Pastor Sean Feucht, Like so many other snake-oil...

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The Biggest Dallas Asshats Of 2020.

After A Year That Packed A Month Of Suffering Into Each Week, Here’s A List Of 13 Jerks Who Made 2020 Particularly Obnoxious & Terrible For North Texans. As it turns out, 2020 may be the hottest...

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Asshat Of The Week: Flyin’ Ted Cruz.

This Clown Really Took A Vacation To Cancun For A Little Fun In The Sun While The Residents Of The State He Supposedly Represents Are Freezing To Death. Senator Ted Cruz: You, sir, are more than just...

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